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Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts
by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020
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Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff
#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.
by Snakevon February 19, 2021
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Person in Quarantine

A docile creature who sleeps, watches theories on YouTube, listens to 00s music, surfs the web for why their life sucks, takes comfort in inanimate objects and pets if they have any. This person will also lock themselves in a room for a certain amount of time and only leave to do essential stuff (eg: bathroom stuff aka showering and brushing teeth, food and limited social contact. This person will also be EXTREMELY bored.
Friend: Hey lets go shopping

Me: cant im a Person in Quarantine
by TheRisingTiedFortMinor July 17, 2021
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quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.
I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.
by El Wappo. May 19, 2020
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Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts
Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
by RetroBonez May 17, 2020
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Quarantine Fifteen

A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.
"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 16, 2021
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quarantine ale

The beer you stock up on and drink while under quarantine.
The government is recommending people stay in their house for the next 72 hours... I better stock up on some quarantine ale!
by Coopers2013 March 15, 2020
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