Quarantine kickback

When as a result of quarantine due to the Coronavirus outbreak you have to FaceTime with your friends to smoke “together”.

Bro 1:Yo you tryna have a kickback?

Bro 2:Bro we’re quarantined what should we do?

Bro 1:Brooo! Let’s have a quarantine kickback!

Bro 2: faxxx call all the homies on FaceTime or any other video chatting services.

by Mega$toner420 March 17, 2020

Quarantine Pussy

A female who’s attractive enough , that you would not mind being stuck with her at the house for a long period of time.

Dude that girl is so hot, she defiantly has that quarantine pussy.

by Zephyrhillspapi March 18, 2020

quarantine dream

like a fever dream but cause by quarantine depression

i had the most vivid quarantine dream last night

by get ur bread up March 22, 2020

quarantine effect

Doing something dumb and blaming it on isolation from COVID-19.

I almost gave myself bangs when I woke up because of the quarantine effect.

I just ran 4 miles and oddly didn't feel thirsty because of the quarantine effect.

I just deep cleaned my whole house and then made myself Ramen because of the quarantine effect.

by why do people like cheese? March 24, 2020

quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020