Quantum IQ

A state in which your intelligence quotient is is both incredibly high and retardedly low at the same time.

Adam is the smartest guy I know, but he also does really stupid shit. I think he has quantum IQ.

by Cateye5 May 4, 2021

Quantum Rizzics

A branch of philosophy often concerned with the law of attraction and metarizzics. The theories of quantum rizzics often boil down to confidence combined with poetic and clever speech tends to attract mates, particularly in heterosexual relationships.

There is ongoing debate on the mechanisms of quantum rizzics, which has stirred up controversy in recent years. Contrary to popular belief, the subject is not inherently used for womanizing and instead solely studies how positive thinking/expression and reasoning capabilities attract mates often more than appearance.

It seems like Dave doesn't need a wingman, he attracts partners on his quantum rizzics already.

by Omar54789 August 29, 2023

Quantum Fusion

The best fucking thing in the whole universe.

Quantum Fusion is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

by AnonymousSwagBag May 9, 2013

quantum leaping

When you get so plastered that you can feel it before you even start to drink.

You know man, I wasn't planning on drinking this weekend, but it's Thursday night and I'm quantum leaping so I guess I must be wrong.

by FrenchDawg117 February 9, 2018

Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.

Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.

by RealBillNye November 30, 2020

quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor

Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.

by doolichard March 8, 2011

quantum entwinement

Quantum entwinement occurs when you think of someone and they are with you.

Jane thought of a friend and for a moment they had quantum entwinement.

by fred ressler April 9, 2017