putting the pussy on the pedestal

when a girl thinks shes hot shit when in reality their more like a 5 or lower

"this girl thinks she's so hot, bitches really be putting the pussy on the pedestal"

by yeeeeaaaaamaaaannn January 7, 2023

putting one through her

1. Sticking your dick in the girl's vagina.
2. Shooting a person, preferablly a woman, in the chest.

That girl is so hot that I think I'm going to be putting one through her in a couple minutes.

I put one through her for being an asshole.

by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. April 26, 2006

Putting a nose in a spine

The act of bending a girl over to have sex doggy style, and then rubbing your nose back and fourth on her spine until she cums. (This apparently is a huge turn on for girls)

Sean: Bend over girl I want to do doggie style.
Jessi: You know what would really turn me on?
Sean: What?
Jessi: Ever heard of putting a nose in a spine?
Sean: Yeah I've heard of that.
Jessi: Well lets try it then.
Sean: Alright girl HERE IT COMES!

by Rafiki Tutu February 16, 2010

Putting the milk in first

This is an act mainly done by intellectuals. Putting the milk in first makes SURE that the cereal doesn't get soggy and anyone who puts the cereal in first should be shot, executed and then tortured beyond belief

Person: Oh hey dude what happened?
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

Putting something hot up in that ass

The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.

Nigger. There I said it. God dammit fuck this length bullshit!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Putting Lipstick on a pig

a cheap shot politicians use to denounce MILF VP canidates.

"Letting Sarah Palin run, is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Mysterywriter October 24, 2008

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.

"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."

by thewhitesouljaboy November 23, 2011