Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019

Putting in the Resume

The act of putting in a good feeling with your friend’s girlfriend so then when they breakup your there for her as backup

“Yo, you see Jon getting really friendly with Matt’s girl”
“Ya bro, he be putting in the resume”

by FRANKLENS TOWER October 28, 2020

Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

by $kweex December 4, 2020

putitinthecauldron

the act of keeping something dear to your heart or the thought of someone or something being stirable

*You looking stir*

Him: damn i’d putitinthecauldron

by p11tc January 28, 2022

Putting up 2 fingers in a photo

If you put up 2 fingers in a photo it means you like taking extremely large African American p#nis in the rectum over and over

“Man did you see Rae putting up 2 fingers in a photo he must like penis”

by Yeahoutkaster March 18, 2022

Putting someone in third gear

When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.

I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car

by Bigger men than yours April 11, 2022