ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.

"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong

by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009

Willy ping

when ones penis becomes erect as a result of thinking about people having sex.

*AWKWARD SILENCE*

Spencer- "hey guess what guys, when I think about sex my willy goes ping"

Rodger- "eww, willy ping!"

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

Ping Pong

A politically incorrect generic given name for a person of Asian ancestry.

Me: Upon leaving the laundromat, the clerk said, "Sank you most honorable man, come gain wheel soon."

Friend: What was her name?

Me: I don't know, Ping Pong?!?

by Agent Charlie Orange June 3, 2009

ping

To send a short message, expecting a yes/no response. Originally from submarines, where a ping sound was emitted to listen for echoes from other vessels.

Since you're so busy this week, I'll ping you again next week about meeting for lunch.

by norstadt December 31, 2006

ping

To pop up on someone's gaydar

Kristen Stewart really pings for me. Look at her body language!

by mellowyellow77 October 12, 2010

ping-pong

Cockney rhyming slang for "strong"

He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. -Barfly Jack

by Your Testicles September 11, 2011

ping pong

a game for those who want all the excitement and aspects of tennis without moving all that much.

unless you are amazing, then you stand 13 feet from the table and wail away at the ball and by some miracle the thing goes in.

kevin- hey, doug lets go play ping pong all day long so we can be awesome like those guys who can stand 13 feet from the table

doug-yeah ok!

by overkoven January 5, 2008