Pseudo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A pseudo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC December 7, 2003

pseudo gay

although the word "pseudo" before any other words means "self proclaimed", a pseudo gay is more something like a straight guy acting in a way that reminds homosexual attitudes, always bitching around about the fact that he is not gay.
he hangs out at gay nights but only if there are chicks whom he can show his pseudo gay attitude to.
a pseudo gay is usually a poser.
sometimes a pseudo gay can be a rah or a rah wannabe. (pseudo rah)

dude, stop acting like such a pseudo gay or you'll end up getting hammered by one of these machos.

by hyden alabaster April 6, 2009

Pseudo-Blumpkin

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).

Give the man a pseudo-blumpkin

by Tiffany's Toyboy July 23, 2009

pseudo-missionary

Someone who is ALWAYS trying to convert you to their religion, and will not let you justify your religion (or lack of one) because theirs just makes -so- much more sense than yours.

Atheist guy: Let's start a random religious discussion out of the blue.
Christian guy: Alright. I'm a Christian. You?
Atheist guy: Cool, I'm an atheist.
Christian guy: That's cool, ma---
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, ATHEIST GUY! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! GOD IS YOUR ONLY SAVIOUR. THOU SHALT LET JESUS INTO THINE HEART. REPENT! REPENT!
Christian guy: Whoa, whoa, cool your jets, man, it's alright. Atheist guy can believe what he wa--
Pseudo-missionary: THE DEVIL IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. HIS SOUL IS IMPURE. GRAAAAGH.
Atheist guy: That doesn't make any sense.
Christian guy: Dude, calm down.
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HEEEEEEEEELL! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheist guy & Christian guy: *shrug*

by bkdfl;skg;fsdlgksd March 31, 2010

post pseudo

adj. 1) Used to describe when someones exaggerated stereotypical behavior, that they themselves actually neither are a part of nor actually like/agree with, imitates that of a lifestyle, trend, or social category liked by other people somewhere. 2) This can be when a person is making an attempt to be ironic or to make fun of a specific group, by pretending to be one of them, with out making it obvious to the common passer-by that they do not think what they are listening to, wearing, doing and/or saying, is actually 'cool'.

-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.

-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.

-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.

-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.

-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.

-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.

a gay acting as -> post pseudo straight.

art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.

'' -> post pseudo kawaii.

hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.

african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .

by ModelDeathDive February 11, 2012

Pseudo-Appetish

The Feeling or Condition of Craving Specific Food, After Having A Large Meal or Stomach Is Still Full (Satiated).

Andy : (Burp!!) It's Been A While Since I Had Food, Maybe I Should Get Two Bars of Chocolate To Get Rid of This Hunger. (Glee Face)

Slavy: Dude Really ? You Just Had A Bowl Of Honey Nut Cheerios (Cereals). You're Hungry ? Meh, You're Just Having Food Craving. A Pseudo-Appetish !!!

by Inquirer of Nill June 13, 2020

pseudo-cringe

When someone acts in a cringy manner, knowingly, in order to instigate laughter among a group of people who understand the deliberate cringiness.

The way Teddy texts is pseudo-cringy, as all his friends know that he's intentionally writing that way.

The teacher acts in a pseudo-cringy manner which makes the Z-GEN kids laugh. ( Pseudo-cringe-ception: pseudo cringe within pseudo-cringe example. )

by PseudoCringer February 27, 2020