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Professional Victims

This is an umbrella term used to describe the, the ones who dye their hair blue/green/pink, have a lot of pricings and get offended by everything and use phrases u are a bigot and an ableist, they also have no common sense and are "woke"
by the woke lord January 20, 2023
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professional foul

The accidental or purposeful act of farting in an office based environment.
I'm ashamed to say it, but I committed a professional foul while talking to Kevin. I don't think he noticed.
by SA Dale Cooper May 5, 2014
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professional day

A "professional day" is a term used in often in Consulting and on Wall Street to suggest the worker will not be working a traditional 9 to 5 job, but will rather be working 8 to 6, 8 to 8, 7 to 7, 8 to 11, or worse. Outright saying that the individual will be working 10 to 18 hours a day would be illegal in many circumstances, so the term "professional day" is used to convey such a situation during employment interviews
employee: (leaving the office ~7pm)
boss: where are you going?
employee: (cautiously) home
boss: (indignantly) we work a Professional Day here, get this work done
by james10038 September 26, 2007
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Professional idiot

When you are doing something so dumb, but you're so sure it's going to work
Terra was being a professional idiot when she tried opening a bag of glitter, the same way you open chips.
by ScarletShadow December 4, 2016
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Professional Greafers

An EPIC song that the producer Deadmau5 (Joel Zimmerman) made.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Deadmau5 show last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, the crowd went fucking crazy during Professional Greafers"
by FPS_Dawg November 6, 2011
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Professional Mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
by Apemanjon September 7, 2008
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Professional liars

trutherbots
trutherbots are professional liars.
by AnonopsAreFraudsters February 20, 2019
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