prisneyland

Slang used by inmates to describe their prison.

Inmate 1: "In Prisneyland an' you picked the fo real big bad wolf!" From Brian Azzarello's 100 Bullets.

by Mixmaster 'War December 9, 2008

Face Prison

Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.

"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."

"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"

by Alfsonso March 17, 2010

Prison Limo

Verb/Noun - Long and black with ten in the back....

Joey got busted for minor possession, and while in the slammer he got a prison limo by his cellmate Tyrone.

by Larry Large Head October 27, 2011

Prison ass

When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch

Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight

Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth

You wanna be my prison ass tonight

by Dirty micheal June 17, 2016

prisaya

Prisaya,she is a beautiful young girl,smart,athletic,shy,and she keeps to herself she may have problems of her own but she puts on a smile so no one will notice.She doesn't look fpr trouble but will fight if she has to.Dont get on her bad side though she has alot of people that will be coming after you.

Boy:Damn,prisaya you need to stop being shy
Prisaya:ok,is that a bad thing?

by carolyn alexis October 18, 2019

Prison Taffy

Several guys stand in a circle around a Jolly Rancher or other hard candy. They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the candy. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soiled sweet.

Tony was secretly delighted when he was last to cu. and had to eat the prison taffy

by Melvin Lentz July 29, 2023

Obama Prism

Its a really strange material the O-Prismers have built a religion around, considered the weapon that gave to gods like Shrek and Shaggy its powers. Its made out of (obamium), which is also a material of (flex tape)

-Hey I found a weird pris-

(he stabs him)
-Finally the Obama prism

by Cooked Water February 8, 2020