For when you eat so much Taco bell your stomach feels pregnant, then you die later on toilet giving birth to many taco bell infants.
"ayo I think i ate to much, im feeling pregnant"
*gurgle gurlge*
"oh no! im feeling explosive Pregnancy happening!"
*gurgle gurlge*
"oh no! im feeling explosive Pregnancy happening!"
by DJColeManChild May 4, 2025

Girl, I'm about to lay that pregnancy sauce on you right now. I hope you are ready for it. If not tell me to get a condom right away.
by @weatherbong1 August 2, 2024

A thing coined by Mr. Liam Keel in 2024 that just means a boy fights girl or girl fights boy & the loser gets deeply penetrated by either a strap on dildo if the girl wins or a real penis & balls if the boy wins.
Another form of transactional sex where there's no love but consent from losing to the other person, so it is not rape.
In the event it is the boy his anal and anus will be extremely sore and he will bleed in the days that follow. If the girl loses, she will be sore in her snatch and may be pregnant as the male wouldn't pull out because he is fucking his enemy.
Ergo, Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy.
Another form of transactional sex where there's no love but consent from losing to the other person, so it is not rape.
In the event it is the boy his anal and anus will be extremely sore and he will bleed in the days that follow. If the girl loses, she will be sore in her snatch and may be pregnant as the male wouldn't pull out because he is fucking his enemy.
Ergo, Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy.
I hate him, but I don't really wanna Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy with him. I don't know his skill level and I don't have birth control...
by Liams Bank July 3, 2025

Friend 1- "omg this cute boy gave me the biggest creampie last night"
Friend 2- "woah aren't you not on birth control? you don't want an unplanned pregnancy!"
Friend 2- "woah aren't you not on birth control? you don't want an unplanned pregnancy!"
by blingusborgus May 2, 2025

Lennon is the creator of pregnancy, she's been pregnant over 200000000000069 times. She is a pro.
also everyone wants to fuck her and loves her
also everyone wants to fuck her and loves her
by Lennon.loves.ou November 17, 2022

Noun
A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
by BJSD808 March 17, 2022

by TheOigBlONu April 19, 2021
