A fan-fucking-tastic human being. Not always the smartest, but hilarious. Doesn't give 2 flying fucks. Has beautiful eyes, a huge sense of humor, and isn't scared to be himself. Big troublemaker in school, teachers hate him (especially in ELA) and he hates teachers. He's the type of guy who can make a window funny. He's into skating and guitar, and does his homework at 9 P.M. Don't fuck with him or his family and friends, he'll beat the living shit outta you.
Someone: Who's the funniest or craziest kid you know?
Patrick's Friend: Patrick, for sure.
Patrick: *walks in retardedly* Sah dude
Patrick's Friend: Patrick, for sure.
Patrick: *walks in retardedly* Sah dude
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by The_Lord69 February 1, 2022
Get the Patrick Mahomes mug.Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). I get orgasms from listening to him. Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. Except there's something about him that makes him unexplainably cute and adorable. I'd like to get in his pants.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008
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The Blackhawks winger that wears number 88. He is nicknamed Kaner or hatrick kane because of his hatrick against the canucks in game 6 of the playoffs this year.
Guy 1: who is your favorite hockey player?
Guy 2: I gotta go with Patrick Kane
Announcer: Hatrick Kane gets his 3rd goal of the day!
Guy 2: I gotta go with Patrick Kane
Announcer: Hatrick Kane gets his 3rd goal of the day!
by rh15 May 26, 2009
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(From Noel Millers' Weird Dms 3)
(From Noel Millers' Weird Dms 3)
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