Potter Fever

Similar symptoms to the epidemic widely known as "Bieber fever" but with a level of maturity and elegance not seen amongst those suffering from "Bieber fever." Strikes most often prior to the release of a new book or movie about or relating to Harry Potter. May leave victims in a euphoric state that will, when it fades, plunge the victim into Post Potter Depression.

Bill: "When the final Harry Potter movie came out, I felt like I had Potter Fever."

Bob: "Careful Bill, Potter Fever and Post Potter Depression often go hand-in-hand."

by TeamPottermore August 17, 2011

Tom Poolery

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter

Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was

by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019

Harry James Potter

adorable cutie who will instantly steal your heart.

someone: "Harry James Potter is only a fictional character"
me: "stfu"

by moonlightsss June 1, 2021

potless

Comes from the british phrase ' Not a pot to piss in'. To have nothing

Not a pot to piss in'. To have nothing.being potless

by unhelpfulone January 16, 2009

The Harry Potter

First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.

Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)

Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?

Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.

Spencer: Airplanes????

Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.

by Hoink Douglas September 26, 2009

Harry Potter Hangover

A hangover so bad it leaves a visible scar.

"All I know is I woke up with a Harry Potter hangover and a road cone, man."

by theadequate November 3, 2009

potless

Potless means "no money". It means no money at hand, at home, as well as no money at the bank. So potless means completly out of money. I found this word in a movie "One man and his dog".

- Anyway, we can't go anywhere, we're potless.
- Well, it's better that beign lifeless.

by nonameuser January 22, 2006