He is kind of shy but once you get to know him, he is open and talkative. He is EXTREMELY athletic and flexible.
by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017
Get the Portermug. by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021
Get the Jade portermug. The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.
Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.
by themanme December 17, 2013
Get the porter gastingmug. by Slucqie October 24, 2019
Get the Portermug. Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010
Get the Fred Portermug. by Xeñon February 20, 2018
Get the porter on a mondaymug. An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.
“YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
by TylaDATerrific October 30, 2022
Get the Porter’s Folder Maneuvermug.