Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
Get the Porter Poundermug. Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.
by Justacluelesslesbian June 10, 2024
Get the Bette Portermug. A creature of exquisite power. She is always kind, always there, and she's always down to fight your 9th grade boyfriend. Her favorite past times are kissing dead baby birds and eating hamburgers. She is brilliant.
by night---light January 23, 2025
Get the Anna Portermug. The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
Get the Porter Corkscrewmug. Porter is a person that has a piss/shit kink, is a furry, like legosi from Beastars, call themselves an alpha, again has a shit and piss kink, and smells like olive oil.
Kai: Did you hear about Porter?
Carlos: Yeah! I heard they had a shit & piss kink.
Kai: Really!? I found out that they are obsessed with furry vore porn.
Carlos: Yeah! I heard they had a shit & piss kink.
Kai: Really!? I found out that they are obsessed with furry vore porn.
by catpiss🗣 July 26, 2021
Get the Portermug. by jahahahahyshehz9999 May 7, 2019
Get the portermug. A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
by John Gibbles March 1, 2024
Get the Ben Portermug.