Porter: a noun
A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”
A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”
by BookReaderSara February 22, 2021
Get the Portermug. My amazing friend that’s such a dumbass it’s funny- He sits w me at lunch and he’s really fucking amazing wanna date?
Yes No
Yes No
by Slucqie October 24, 2019
Get the Portermug. To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023
Get the Porteredmug. 
Porter is a person that has a piss/shit kink, is a furry, like legosi from Beastars, call themselves an alpha, again has a shit and piss kink, and smells like olive oil.
Kai: Did you hear about Porter?
Carlos: Yeah! I heard they had a shit & piss kink.
Kai: Really!? I found out that they are obsessed with furry vore porn.
Carlos: Yeah! I heard they had a shit & piss kink.
Kai: Really!? I found out that they are obsessed with furry vore porn.
by catpiss🗣 July 26, 2021
Get the Portermug. The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.
Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.
by themanme December 17, 2013
Get the porter gastingmug. by Slucqie October 24, 2019
Get the Portermug.