When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.
by Thisoldog March 3, 2015
Get the Playing Porter mug.Miss Porter's School, also referred to as Missy P’s or Porter’s, is a prestigious all-girls boarding school in Farmington, CT. It has been chosen as the #1 all-girls boarding school in the nation, boasting the highest endowment of all-girls preparatory schools with upwards of $130 million. Dr. Katherine G. Windsor is their fearless leader, being one of the highest paid headmasters in America. Porter's is well known for graduating highly competitive, intellectual, and very well put together students who are most often accepted to ivy leagues. Notable Alumnae include Jackie Kennedy, Lilly Pulitzer, Agnes Gund and Laura Rockefeller. Porter’s girls are well known for their lavish lives, often flying their family jet into the nearest private airport to make their arrival back on campus. Clearly superior to Walker’s, the official Porter’s reject school, Porter’s could easily run circles around them with their IQs. Porter’s also possesses the strongest soccer team in the Founders League, winning Class B, the Founders League Championship, and qualifying for the NEPSAC for many consecutive years. An Avon boy drools over a Porter’s girl as a Walker’s girl drools over hiding their shitty personalities through creating subpar social media platforms.
Avon Boy#1: "Porter's girls are so hot! I'll never get with a Walker's girl!"
Avon Boy #2: "Yea, I know. Walker's girls are total wannabes. If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb their ego and jump to their IQ."
Avon Boy #2: "Yea, I know. Walker's girls are total wannabes. If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb their ego and jump to their IQ."
by cashmoneyflow555 November 18, 2018
Get the Porter's mug.Porter is usally a great person who is full of humer, he will always make you laugh no matter what. He has beautiful eyes and when ever you look at hkm its hard to look away. If you ever get yourself a Porter you should remind yourself about how lucky you are.He will always listen and is so nice and funny and will care about you so much.
Me "I literally will never love anyone besides my Porter"
You " I want someone like him in my life"
Me "You'll find your Porter one day"
You " I want someone like him in my life"
Me "You'll find your Porter one day"
by P and M forever October 22, 2018
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“Yeah, it started with Ethan, than Mike, and now Jayden. They’re in control of the team now. It’s straight Porterism
by Hugthewall June 5, 2018
Get the porterism mug.Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
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