by Jon Rog April 1, 2011
Get the Coot Pootmug. by Me beefflaps May 16, 2010
Get the Poot Shootmug. by Felix brown January 5, 2019
Get the Shamoo pootmug. A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".
1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.
2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?
2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?
by MckPDAliPD October 26, 2009
Get the Poot Dookiemug. That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
Get the poot plankmug. The act of farting or pooting, then catching the foul aroma with your hand and sprinkling it on an unspecting person or belongings. It is best when the person has their mouth open so that they can possibly taste it, as well.
by carnita horchatas January 24, 2012
Get the Poot Dustmug. It’s the sound of freshly deposited skeet forcefully making its way out of a lady’s clam after raucous love making.
Marry lou Anne had to keep her pussy poot as quiet as possible as it’s not very lady like to let one blow at the debutante ball; if only her brother Bobby Joe wasn’t so convincing.
by Flyassfeller10 February 12, 2020
Get the Pussy pootmug.