Jalapeno Popsicle

Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.

The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”

by denverAHO January 18, 2009

Melted Popsicle

When a guy cums in a condom and then afterwards, the girl drinks it.

My girl drank the Melted Popsicle when we got done last night.

by xXxTheOne&OnlyxXx December 3, 2011

Double chocolate popsicle

When a man smears his own feces on his dick, sticks it in another person's ass, thus getting their feces on it, and having that person suck that dick, like a popsicle.

Joanne said she wanted to try something new, so i gave her a double chocolate popsicle

by Nynne August 20, 2010

POOPSICLE

The mix of the words popsicle and poop, or when you have no more insults in mine.

YOUR NOTHING BUT A SWEATY POOPSICLE!!!!!

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

popsicle therapy

when you lick the membrane of the tissue inside a penis from the tip

T-rav- Dude, i had an accident on my weedwacker and my foreskin was chopped of,.
Naet-What the fuck were you doing????!!!!?
T-rav-Well..it wasn't really and accident because i wanted to try popsicle therapy with my sex brosk. It bleed more than it pleasured...

by pain penis April 28, 2010

Plopsicle

A frozen turd, especially a dog turd left in the snow.

Dude, your dog just left a giant plopsicle in the snow!

by Biff Spiff June 9, 2017

Popsicle farming

To confuse people named Matt

Popsicle farming is a good activity

by Welpsatanishere February 21, 2019