Poodle Rat

She looks sweet and kind with minor sluty clothes. Others see her as normal and kind and a little quiet. That all changes when you have a dick.

She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.

Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.

Never trust a poodle rat.

*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*

"Bro she looks cute"
"Nah man she's a total poodle rat"

by YoungMetroDontTrustYa September 18, 2016

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ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.

guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"

by misstaken April 22, 2010

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tuna poodle

An undouched,water logged, pruned vagina with a stubble resembling the hair of a tea cup poodle.

Damn girl you need to do something about that tuna poodle it stinking up the whole damn house

by Mr aledgedly June 10, 2019

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porkey poodle

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork

Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle

by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015

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Indoor Poodle

A fussy man who spends more time indoors grooming themselves and trying to look fancy and worrying than outside or fixing things or adventuring.

Dan is such an indoor poodle, he lives in Portland, OR and spends all of his money on vests and hair products and can not climb a mountain or change a tire to save his life.

by TamaskanRach June 09, 2011

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