Porcelain Cinnamon

Porcelain cinnamon is what's left on the back of the toilet bowl when a lad in front of you wipes his bum when he finishes pooping. It's a mixture of toilet paper, feces, and butt hair. The position one must get in to wipe adequately often lends itself to quite a bit of the sediment left behind on the seat. One must always be wary of the porcelain cinnamon prior to sitting down on the bowl themselves.

The lad in front of me left quite a bit of porcelain cinnamon behind, so I'm going to need to clean off this toilet seat before I sit down.

by MeatSweats69 December 11, 2019

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

porcelain flambe

When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.

Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!

by Little g money October 20, 2021

porcelain Challenge

A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.

Oh my god did you hear Dazai went to the hospital because he did the Porcelain Challenge!

by Trashrat3 October 2, 2022

porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream

Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream

by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023

browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.

sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol

by dirtywizard April 13, 2011

Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010