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Taffy Pockets

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.
Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.
by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011
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pocket Washingtons

One-dollar bills.
Man, I'm just playing poker tonight but with all these pocket Washingtons it looks like I'm going to a strip joint.
by nznator August 31, 2009
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Pocket Condom

A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.
"I almost had to use that nasty pocket condom, but I found a black gas station condom thank god."
by Dierks Olgensen May 3, 2010
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Pocket Jelly

A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.
As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!"
by bazzr July 30, 2010
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Pocket Sage

A Pocket Sage is a character in Valorant (sage) who when is a Pocket Sage will not focus on getting kills but will only heal you and not let you die.
Marco: Can I be your Pocket Sage
Charlotte: Sure baby
by Marcodataco April 13, 2022
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nerd pocket

The breast pocket of a shirt. The pocket where nerds carry their pocket protector.
My shirt was ruined when a pen exploded in my nerd pocket. Dang! I wish I had a pocket protector!
by iyhnALEX June 1, 2012
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velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.
1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."
by toast455 July 2, 2005
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