The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022
Get the The Dirty Platypus mug.A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit mug.Related Words
He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
by TheVoicesAreGetingLouder June 2, 2024
Get the Perry the Platypus mug.To engage in a wildly unhinged hookup that spirals into a chaotic, overindulgent mess of enthusiasm, bad decisions, and “we’ve gone too far to stop now” energy—usually involving excessive everything and ending with both people staring at the aftermath in silence, questioning their life choices.
"painting the platypus" A hook up that takes years of therapy to resolve
“Why do you look like you need a shower, a nap, and therapy?”
“…I painted the platypus.”
“Why do you look like you need a shower, a nap, and therapy?”
“…I painted the platypus.”
by Special agent p April 13, 2026
Get the Painting the platypus mug.by Gagal Gang April 19, 2023
Get the Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry mug.(1) Any time that is excessively strange, a.k.a resembling a platypus.
(2) Time for a huge amount of awesomeness.
(2) Time for a huge amount of awesomeness.
1. Paul: "Whoa, dude, what just happened? I'm so confused."
Luke: "This is some serious platypustime."
2. "YEAH! It's platypustime!"
Luke: "This is some serious platypustime."
2. "YEAH! It's platypustime!"
by platypusbiscuit April 12, 2010
Get the platypustime mug.A platypus thats riding a Giraffe who is wearing a pandananero (a panda bandanna that has a sombrero over it) while wearing a tunic
by Carpet_Man July 20, 2010
Get the Platypunigirapanidananero mug.