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Platterpussy

Origins: This word is derived from the Platypus, an otter-like mammal from Australia. It is also derived from the Latin slang for hairy beavers before beauty salons across the world waxed them to extinction.

Meaning: A bragging right for a man who likes to think that he can have any women he wants from a vast selection of choice as if he were standing before a coldmeat counter.
I don't have a buffet of women after me who want to be with me, I have a whole platterpussy.
by Smorgey March 29, 2011
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Mike Patten

Mike Patton was rocking out while the goldfish croaked
by mama lucien March 25, 2005
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genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.
"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
by lazirus July 6, 2004
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Platterphile

“Man, Hunter doing dishes AGAIN, must be a platterphile!”
by Just A Man Who Loves Defining February 2, 2021
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batter platter

A batter platter is when a guy cums on a girl's face and then antiques her. (throws flour on her face)
dude you remember that chick from last night?!

yeah man what happened?!

Dude, I batter plattered the shit out of her!!!
by thedudes88 September 25, 2013
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sampler platter

A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.
Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?

Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.
by Chigga nuggets April 20, 2014
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fiesta platter

A new item on Taco Bell's menu that includes the main portion of your choice, beans, chips, and salsa, all made with the most digusting ingredients possible. After consuming a fiesta platter, one then has a fiesta in the toilet for days.
"Dude, Alvie, I don't feel so good. I had a fiesta platter for lunch today."

"Oh, me too bro.I had a fiesta in the toilet after that."
by Mayhem61 April 7, 2008
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