scum platter

Somebody who is passed around in the scum community. Dates a lot of scumbags.

"James is such a scum platter".

"Did you see Tucker", "He is such a scum platter".

by hamheaven January 10, 2014

joseph platzer

Goose

Joseph Platzer is a goose.

by amchew November 12, 2018

touch plates

A sensual card game requiring one or more players to touch those plates, preferably hard plates, but don’t reject soft plates either. Have fun and be safe

Let’s play a nice game of touch plates

by Hard touch plates 🤫 February 25, 2020

North Platte

A South-Western town in Nebraska. Widely known for it’s rail-yard, the Bailey Yard. If you live here you either were raised here out in the country and are forced to stay. Seriously, nobody with decent intelligence wants to stay in North Platte. Yet, in some way, people are stuck here. You probably fit into one of these five large-known stereotypes in North Platte. 1. You’re a sporty prep with a lot of friends and we’re born into either a middle class or high class family that can afford most things. 2. You’re a stoner. Pretty common here, majority of people in this fucking town have missing teeth because of their hard ass meth addictions. Your parents either support you in this lifestyle or you’re matching the stereotype here and drifting away from your family’s dreams of being a nurse. Or you grew up in a gang. 3. You’re a weird outcast and find it funny to be loud and obnoxious and probably have hair growing in places it shouldn’t. 4. Your whole personality is based off of tiktok and resulted you into having a cottage core mushroom lesbian phase. 5. You grew up on a family farm and have a mullet and a package of toothpicks in your bag just to suck on during class. Mmm. That nice wooden taste. Reminds me of that deer I killed last month. In result, this town fucking sucks. Never fucking move here unless you want hospitalized depression, or weed.

Person 1: So where do you live?
Person 2: North Platte.
Person 1: What now?
Person 2: You don’t wanna know.

by hairyballsinyomouf October 5, 2021

Lick my plate

Insult used by Chop Top in the original version of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

Chop Top points to the visible metal plate in his head as he says it.

If you ever get cut off in traffic, a clever thing to yell to the offending driver is, "Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!"

by MrCreo$ote April 23, 2018

see boo plate

A see boo plate is a plate that is very scary. For many it makes them piss their fucking pants. The plate has demonic features and has many thoughts of death. Best to stay away from a see boo plat

"omg i am so sacred i just saw a see boo plate'
"omg sis no way"

by Tyanthehunk35 February 11, 2022

Dinner Plates

Extremely large nipples, normally found only on women.

Wow, she had some big ol' titties with with a pair of dinner plates that scared the hell out of me!

by Runs with Scissors October 16, 2005