Meat Pistol

Penis, Sperm Shooter, Dipstick, DiCK

Tell that girl to get off my MEAT PISTOL.

by Fish February 15, 2004

US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP

Brainchild of the legendary arms inventor John Moses Browning, it is a single action, short recoil operated, magazine fed auto loader. This venerable pistol had seen service in the US armed forces for 85 years since its official adoption in 1911. Originally chambered in the new (at the time) .45 ACP (automatic Colt pistol) The .45 "Auto" cartridge is a direct descendant of the much older .45 COLT revolver cartridge. The pistol was beginning to be replaced in the late 1980's by the Beretta 92f (M9 military designation) chambered in NATO standard 9x19mm. The 1911 pistol still remains popular in military service in special forces detachments such as Army Rangers, Delta and certain US Marine units. This pistol/cartridge combination has been battle proven as a very tough and reliable military sidearm. The Vietnam war wound studies of US military trauma surgeon Dr. Martin Fackler have revealed that the .45 has excellent terminal ballistics even in a military 230 gr. hardball round. In the civil market this firearm and newer various clones remain one of the most popular pistol types particularly for concealed carry and defense.

I choose .45", "because needing to shoot twice is just silly. " "US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP is the only pistol I will ever need!"

by thebluelightning June 29, 2010

Pistons Maniac

A person from Detroit that likes the Pistons, on a forum called "Neoseeker", spreading the wonderous news of the Piston victory.

He is also very sexy and has a nice banner.

Pistons Maniac is a hunh. I think I love him.

by Piston Maniac September 11, 2004

pistol whip

To hit someone (preferebly on the head) with a the bottom side of a gun.

Yo that sleezy neighbor guy got got pistol whipped by Ray Liotta in Good Fellas.

by Moth Sal June 24, 2008

Real pistol

Slang use for penis. Much more funny to use in public because most people do not know what it means. Can be used in a lot of different contexts. Emphasis on REAL.

Look at the size of my gun bitch, you think thats somethin? Wait till I take off this latex and show you some REAL pistol.

Dude1: man this girl is texting me like crazy!

Dude2: she prob wants you to show her some REAL pistol!

by ncsurocks12 April 22, 2009

Pistol Ministry

Definition: Killing someone for not converting to your certain belief, religion, and or cult.

Background: In the old west, cowboys would shoot Native Americans that wouldn't convert to Christianity.

That man's pistol ministry has had a drastic effect on the Native American culture.

by Eeth'n January 16, 2005

Pistolry

Usage of or skilled in the use of pistols.

In college, Matthews set pistolry records that still stand. (The New York Times, 'Spending for the Thrill of It', By Harvey Araton, September 25, 1994)

His display of pistolry impressed the detectives.

by Silent Thought November 4, 2012