Anal Intercourse You!!!

A phrase you say to people who are against profanity, and say it's immature and stupid. The idea is to give show them that such censored "replacements" are worse.

Jimmy: I like to look at kiddie porn!
Arcon: Fuck you!
Jimmy's Mom: Now, now, it's inappropriate to swear. Say you're sorry.
Arcon: Anal intercourse you too shithead!!!

by System Error April 14, 2004

Sexual Intercourse

Sexual intercourse (or coitus or copulation) is principally the insertion and thrusting of the penis, usually when erect, into the vagina for sexual pleasure, reproduction, or both.3 This is also known as vaginal intercourse or vaginal sex.24 Other forms of penetrative sexual intercourse include anal sex (penetration of the anus by the penis), oral sex (penetration of the mouth by the penis or oral penetration of the female genitalia), fingering (sexual penetration by the fingers), and penetration by use of a dildo (especially a strap-on dildo).

"I had sexual intercourse last night and it was amazing!"

by Memes69 June 17, 2018

mental intercourse

imagining intercourse with someone you find attractive

"Shit, if the real thing is as good as that mental intercourse i just had...."

by DB February 19, 2005

wintercourse

Having sex in frigid temperatures while wearing long underwear, socks, flannel pajamas and three blankets. Most common in the Midwest U.S.

The newlyweds had wintercourse on their honeymoon in Minneapolis.

by Wisconsin girl February 5, 2010

Omnioricifical Intercourse

The obtaining of sexual pleasure by mindfucking either a male or female BY a male or female through every orifice in the body.

Riley-"Woah, I just splooshed because of that Omnioricifical Intercourse we just had."

Kevin-"That was the point, Riley..."

by Surgeon Spice September 9, 2010

penis intercourse

A saying used when two males use 30 inch strap ons to penetrate a spread crater of the bum. Once inside the term penis intercourse can be used to describe such actions. Using a regular 8 inch penis is not worthy of such a term. Best pleasure can be obtained from gold foil gucci branded strap on..

Man 1: What are Jim Parsons and Jean Carlos doing in that changing room.

Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 13, 2018

Interstellar intercourse

Sex in zero gravity, as in space

During our interstellar intercourse last week, Josh didn't swallow. You know how hard it is to clean up semen without gravity?

by ThatStangWithStripes November 7, 2016