Congan Peen

Term for the penises of residents of the Congo, which has the largest national average penis size of any country at a whopping 7.13 inches on average

"My nibba over here got a 8 inch shlong"
"yeah bro he's got a serious congan peen"

by peennibbaPPXD May 28, 2019

Microscopic Peen

Basically what the word is

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen

by fucboi27 August 4, 2019

MAD PEEN

Used to describe activities that sluts partake in

Guy 1: You hear about tracy
Guy 2: Nah fam, what about her?
Guy 1: I heard she started sucking MAD PEEN

by DommnSub January 8, 2018

quant peen

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.

Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O

by askbbj July 17, 2016

pending peen

when a girl (or guy) doesn't add some guy back on snapchat that sends dick pics. thus, there are pending and unreceived dick pics.

"This guy with the username pussyslayer69 just added me and I probably have at least one pending peen now."

by stain45 January 19, 2018

peen smoker

Type of girl who’s insane of sucking thy dick

My girl is a peen smoker for real dawg

by Password1! November 29, 2019

Bean Peen

If you have a bean peen you have a tiny penis the size of a pento bean

Augh you have a bean peen

by anonymous December 4, 2019