Drawing parallels

HA! Hahaha! Theeeere it is! THAT'S WHY ALL THE PARALLELS! THE JEW THING!? AHAHAHAHAHA! Drawing a parallel between the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Holy land" and the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Motherland" is anti-semitic!

Hym "Ooooook! Ok, that makes sense. That's why they're drawing parallels. Ok, if The Jews (The ZIONIST ones... They want me to say ZIONIST so it's (oops I was trying to type LIKE and I accidentally typed KIKE because the letters are right next to eachother) LIKE 'Not all Mexicans' sort of situation) AREN'T like the Nazi... Why do they keep committing Genocide? Armenian Genocide... Palestinian Genocide... That's TWICE AS MANY GENOCIDES! The Nazi only did ONE! You're right guys! There IS no parallel between the Jews and the Nazi! The zionist Jews do MORE genocides! Twice as many, literally! And both times they were like 'It's not a Genocide though! It's not a real Genocide though!' That's their whole M.O.! They do the Genocide and then they're like 'Nuh-Uh! I didn't do that thing I just did!' Ok. My bad on that one. You're right. There is no parallel between the Nazi and the Jews."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Markovian Parallax Denigrate

Saying something that makes absolutely no fucking sense

Person 1: I spoke to the man about shoot eating stick for thing doing

Person 2: What kind of Markovian Parallax Denigrate are you saying

by FenTheGoat May 5, 2024

Serial parallel daisy chain

When somebody knows individual words and puts them together to be seemed an expert on that field

K: I understand request is to use parallel connection but does it need to be connected daisy chained?

Gy: Daisy chain is a serial connection. Request was for parallel.
K: Ohh I see! So Serial parallel daisy chain then!

by Factory212 December 14, 2024

I’m parallel

That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.

“Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”

by dontworryitsjustjim November 6, 2020

Sonic peculiar parallels

A concept of a sonic the hedgehog fangame that is a hard W.I.P. as the creator,sparkle_gelatine has done less than a quarter of what they intend to do for the concept art,the game will have 7 playable characters,sonic,tails,knuckles,eggman,shadow,mecha sonic and classical.exe_minus as a reward character for beating the game,the story consists of sonic and tails jumping through dimensions while being hunted by two foes,R.I.S.K. Which stands for really intelligent sonic killer,a rouge robot made by eggman,and classical.exe_minus,the silly new rival of sonic from the minus dimension.the game was created by sparkle_gelatine but there’s a lot of doubt it’ll be finished

Sonic peculiar parallels is not complete yet

by Sparkle_gelatine November 3, 2023

Dick/Brain parallel

Not a parallel.

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Don’t Fall for the OnlyFans Paywall

A warning phrase used online to remind people not to get manipulated or emotionally baited by teaser content that exists primarily to funnel attention into paid subscription platforms—most commonly OnlyFans or similar “premium content” services. It refers to the growing pattern where creators post highly curated, suggestive, or attention-grabbing content on free social media, but deliberately stop short of showing anything meaningful or fully satisfying. The goal of that content is not to provide value in itself, but to trigger curiosity, FOMO, or parasocial interest that leads viewers into paying for access behind a subscription wall. The phrase is often used humorously, critically, or cynically in online communities to call out this cycle of “bait → tease → paywall.” It highlights how attention economics works in modern social media, where visibility is monetized and incomplete content is used as a hook rather than a finished product. In many contexts, it also reflects frustration from users who feel they are being repeatedly led on and shown “almost” content or cropped previews that intentionally avoid resolution unless money is exchanged. At its core, the phrase is a commentary on digital marketing psychology: curiosity gaps, selective exposure, and the monetization of attention through controlled withholding of content.

Example 1:
“Every post is a cropped tease with a link in bio… this is why I won’t fall for the OnlyFans paywall.”

Example 2:
“He keeps getting hooked by previews and never learns to don’t fall for the OnlyFans paywall.”

Example 3:
“don't fall for it bro It’s just bait designed to push subscriptions.”

by BasedOriginals April 9, 2026