par 3

the act of holding your penis in a golf club motion, whilst peeing you slap your partner in the face multiple times until the act of pissing has stopped.

i drove a 400 yard par 3 with the hottest chick last night

by big.nig.rig May 4, 2025

esmee pars

biggest slag ever. tiny. has a drinking problem. very good at singing. strangeeee. thinks she’s cooler than hiraani but she’s not:)

Esmee Pars is an absolute unit

by jacobwood January 17, 2021

Par 3

When you hit all three holes in a single day, with the same partner. Oral, vaginal, and anal.

Hows was your date with Sarah?

I hit the Par 3!
Damn, all three in one shot. "high fives"

by Lord thunder Cock December 14, 2015

GUM PAR

TO DISCOURAGE REBELS BY NATURALIZATION

THE SCHOOL PRINCIPALS GUM PAR THE SCHOOL BULLIES TO PROMOTE SCHOOL RANK

by ANUNE_FAT988 March 18, 2022

Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

by Negus45 August 28, 2022

On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness

Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes

by Yashushgman January 20, 2022

Par

She is nice and popular she does not like to get or be in drama she is caring and also really independent and she has so much talent last but not least she is beautiful!!

(Girl) Oh look thats Par she is talented and nice!!

by Lyla Marley June 2, 2020