Packanoia

That nagging feeling you get just before and just after the time you leave for a trip that you will forget to pack or have forgotten to pack something important.

Tomorrow we're leaving for a month-long trip to the Amazon, and I've got some fierce packanoia going on in my head. I'm sure I won't get over it until we've arrived in the jungle and gotten settled in for a few days.

by John 118 May 31, 2010

Pakal

a family who currently has one very cool daughter who goes by the name nikki and one very nooby son. there is one more younger sister but her time has not yet come for urban dictionary fame. follow @g0atboi123 on tik tok mWAH

bro did you see that shot pakal made??

yea but like nikki is cooler than him and smarter and hotter and funnier and friendlier

by nikki_lol December 30, 2019

Pakalu Papito

misspelling of a wise twitter man

person 1: "pakalu papito"
person 2: "you got it wrong there bud but its alright"

by BurgerAxis December 21, 2020

endurance package

a girl that has the goods to take the dick all night long; what really women have over super models.

Hey Garrett, that chick may not be the girl of your dreams, but she does have the endurance package so you won't have to worry about breakin her before your done.

by Bjbubble March 8, 2009

Pre-packaged deal

When someone has a close friend or significant other they simply can not hang without. It's hard to invite just one without upsetting either of the two.

Person1: "Hey man, want to invite Chris to the casino with us?"

Person2:"He probably won't enjoy himself if Jacob isn't invited too. They're a pre-packaged deal".

by skwz April 10, 2012

cum package

A package filled with cum(semen).Can be used to coat ur dildo and impregnate girls.

Im gonna use a cum package to coat my dildo with cum

by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016

Tlp Package

You have a guy a "wanna be country guy" who drive his daddy's truck that knows nothing about it and agrees with you about everything you say. These are usually lifted, leather seats, sun roof to these guys think they are everything in a bag of chips but really they are not. Tlp package means (Tiny little pecker)

Hey man I like your truck
"Oh thanks I don't know much about it."
Wait is this your truck?

"Nah this is my dad's."
Dude this guy is the totally the tlp package.

by Kinglarsen84 October 5, 2019