penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006

Project X

Project X entered theaters March 2. Produced by Todd Phillips, the movie features three unpopular seniors attempting to make a name for themselves. They end up throwing the party of their lives. The film received mediocre reviews from 50+ year olds who dont know how to have fun. The film was viewed by an audience of 67% under 25 years old. Tits, Cops, Flamethrowers, Parties. AKA best party movie ever made.

Johnny: Yo bro have you seen project x yet?
Bobby: Naw man not my kind of movie.
Johnny: Get some friends.

by fabsouza June 12, 2012

beast protector

the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person

Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

Project SHAD

A series of biological and chemical tests used on our soldiers during the Cold War on Navy ships. The United States government realeased chemicals on these ships to see how effective they were on the soldiers. So, they basically used our servicemen as guinea pigs. Totally unacceptable, but has been going on for decades.

There are many articles about this particular subject. Once the soldiers found out about this, they were outraged.

by Oh-Knowing-One July 14, 2004

projectile therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by jholler December 24, 2008

project milf

The nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.

HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?

LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.

by lawn_mama January 20, 2008

project magicment

Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.

Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."

by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008