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Christmas Poverty

The time during and after the winter holidays (Christmahannukwanzadan, though Ramadon is not a winter holiday) when everyone has vaccumed out their wallets and sucked their banks dry to buy hundreds of dollars worth of unnecessary cards and presents for people because now such an act is necessary for confirming and sustaining friendly relations.

Since everyone has already starved their wallets, they then proceed to not spend anything until mid-February. As a result us retail workers lose all our hours and not only can we not recover from our own Christmas poverty but we often see the amount of money left in our bank account drop to double digits or even single digits, upon which arises a strong urge to drink--which costs money.

It's a vicious cycle and is often not escaped by the inexperienced and weak of heart.
Oh, shoot; I forgot to save up for this year's Christmas Poverty. Guess I'll starve for a week else not be able to pay rent!!

Are you feeling the Christmas Poverty too?
I feel ya, girl! I got 50 dollars to last me 2 weeks after all the bills.
At least you're on salary.
Yeah, non-paid overtime. Woohoo!

Crap next year I'm saving three hundred dollars to get myself through the Christmas Povery without begging for help from the folks.

It's February 7 today, the Christmas Poverty is FINALLY starting to lift!
by $20 left in my bank account!!! February 26, 2011
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Poverty

The absence of having a chimney
Raffles is an area which suffers prom poverty
by TeslaOriginal July 24, 2019
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poverty cords

Wired headphones for people who can’t afford AirPods
I lost my AirPods so I’m stuck with my tangled poverty cords for a while
by anonymous October 28, 2021
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poverty tacos

yo trick, I'm hungry and it's 3 a.m., want to go grab some poverty tacos from jack in the crack?
by Urban Toby January 21, 2020
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Poverty Goths

An individual of the gothic persuasion, who lives in squalor, doesn't bathe often but eats lots of chips and mayonnaise. Their clothes often don't fit them very well, they're either too small or too big. Often found in deprived areas of Newcastle, loitering around school gates, corner shops and bus stops. Not to be mistaken with your typical radgie but they are of the same breed.
phwaor check oot that Poverty Goths at th bus station like
by holznjulez February 6, 2020
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Poverty Waffle

When you put a hotdog bun in a waffle iron and pour syrup all over it
Look just because you grew up with a little bit of money and never had to eat a poverty waffle doesn’t make you better than me
by CrackrockBlackmagic February 25, 2019
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Poverty Stricken Zesty Reach

the Poverty Stricken Zesty Reach man aka Richard Chew
oh look theres Poverty Stricken Zesty Reach aka Richard Chew
by Vengeance_💀 September 25, 2024
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