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wooden poodle

A raging boner complimented with a perfect dome of pubic hair, preferably as thick and curly as possible.
I was going to go down on the dude, but then DAMN he decided to take his wooden poodle for a walk
by Papa the Show Stoppa April 12, 2010
mugGet the wooden poodlemug.

tuna poodle

An undouched,water logged, pruned vagina with a stubble resembling the hair of a tea cup poodle.
Damn girl you need to do something about that tuna poodle it stinking up the whole damn house
by Mr aledgedly June 9, 2019
mugGet the tuna poodlemug.

Poodle Bear

The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).
Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."
by Ariesian February 10, 2019
mugGet the Poodle Bearmug.

Poodle-tude

Dang, my dog’s got the biggest poodle-tude today! One second he’s so sweet , then the next he turns into a gremlin.
by la1ne April 18, 2021
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Indoor Poodle

A fussy man who spends more time indoors grooming themselves and trying to look fancy and worrying than outside or fixing things or adventuring.
Dan is such an indoor poodle, he lives in Portland, OR and spends all of his money on vests and hair products and can not climb a mountain or change a tire to save his life.
by TamaskanRach December 2, 2011
mugGet the Indoor Poodlemug.

poodle balling

A sexual act in which ladies rub their vaginas together or onto one another for sexual stimulation.
At the bachelor party Joe and his friends watched a porn where ladies were kissing and poodle balling.
by run2themax November 25, 2009
mugGet the poodle ballingmug.

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