pants poacher

When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.

"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"

"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"

by ASTK January 18, 2009

Penis Poacher

Another word for a homosexual, faggot, colon cowboy, butt pirate, or fudgepacker.

"John, I think the that guy that put the rubber fist in my anus was a penis poacher"

by rgeezy January 8, 2009

Ivory Poacher

An often very attractive or successful black woman who only dates successful and desirable/attractive white males. These men are thought by white women as having been lured and stolen away by what they view as a novelty in the sexy, well to do black woman. The thought being that they should stick to their own men. The Ivory Poachers motives range from simple preference to spiteful retribution so the term can be applied lightly as a humorous description, or harshly as an insult.

"I should introduce shawna to my cousin Pookie".... "Nah girl, she a Ivory poacher...she like dat cream"

"I really thought there was something growing between Brandon and I...but now he's dating that black chick with the Mercedes...fucking Ivory poacher!"

by RoG03 August 31, 2016

poaching

when some complete nublet on an FPS like cod4 waits to see red dots on the map then runs there like a madman to wipe out the two or more people fighting because they have decreased each others health easy shit kill for nubs!!!

"oh look red dots run!!!"
"haha poached em both i pwn!!"
no you fucking dont!!poaching is for nubs

by gurner December 15, 2008

poaching

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.

Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"

by DeadlySnyper May 24, 2009

poached egg

n. When you put a soft boiled egg up somebody's ass, and then they are fucked in the ass until the egg breaks. The resulting eggy santorum must be felched.

I gave that fat bitch a poached egg for breakfast.

by gooberbeans May 11, 2011

poacher

an older well-to-do man who picks up younger women, much like a woman who is a cougar picks up younger men

If you are looking for girls who were born the same year you graduated from high school, you are a poacher.

by poachasaurus August 25, 2008