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The Forbidden Picnic

Conan O'Brien's favorite sexual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights.
We were out on a sunny park date, when Jennifer asked me to perform The Forbidden Picnic.
I had no idea what to do, but I rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it's random contents.
by Gnawrly September 8, 2011
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Sonic Picnic

get a pickup truck, steal a picnic table from a park or something, put it in the bed of the truck, and go to sonic in a car stall and order. Sonic picnic.
Me and that JiggaBoo Jamal stole a park table and a pickup truck and had one hell of a sonic picnic
by NIggers ARe not equal July 10, 2010
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Pittsburgh Picnic

Pittsburgh Picnic This is an outing or occasion that involves meeting on a beach under the moonlight with the sole intent of the man to receive oral sex and conversely the sole intent of the female to perform oral sex. The co-originators of the Pittsburgh Picnic are two Pittsburgh area natives. One evening after a specific romantic encounter of this nature in Venice, Florida the two friends decided that a special name was need for these late-light rendezvous...hence the Pittsburgh Picnic was birthed....an homage to their Western PA roots and favorite summer pastimes.
I had a Pittsburgh Picnic at The Jetty last night. How about we have a Pittsburgh picnic when you scome back to visit for Christmas break.
by Dexxxter June 29, 2018
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poofter's picnic

A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.
"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."
by marlboroman May 3, 2005
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steel beach picnic

A term used in todays Navy (US) to describe a well earned "day off" (for those not on duty). The ships usually come to a halt to allow swimming in the waters. Barbeque is abound and in general, good times. Other than the waiting in long lines (aboard an aircraft carrier) these few and far between steel beach picnics are welcomed by even the scurviest of dogs.
sailor #1- "That steel beach picnic was awesome!"

sailor #2- "Don't be an ass, you know some of us were on duty."
by Sanctimonious January 30, 2008
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This ain't no picnic!

1. When someone says this they are describing a current situation that is not supposed to be easy.
2. A situation that cannot be solved easily.
3. Something that isn't a walk in the park.
4. Exclaiming that you are not satisfied with a situation.
Kyle: Dude lemme borrow your truck.
Marc: This aint no picnic!

Kyle: C'mon man it's Friday let's hit the weights hard today.
Marc: This ain't no picnic!
by Key Lay April 6, 2011
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Japanese Picnic

It is the act of filling a nap sack with picnic materials (aka meats, bread, cheeses, vegetables, pastry, potato salad, boxed wine, ants, napkins, and plastic silverware). Then proceed to lube said filled nap sack with Teryaki sauce, as well as ginger and Wasabi. Then, slide the formentioned nap sack into the vagina of a willing party. Beware Bears of above average intelligence.
"Man, Heather and I tried the Japanese Picnic, and wow. Her pubic region became rather scrumptious, which allowed me to proceed in tasting her love cup."
by Mike Nenaydykh November 22, 2007
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