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Hotbodbiker2: Hey whats up?
Hotchick111: OMG my math teacher is such a petafile! He was totally staring at my boobs through out the whole class period and when I was walking out the door, he tried to grab my ass.
Hotbodbiker2: Its spelt pedophile and i would probably do the same. xP
by Amachi May 27, 2008
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PETA

A group of insane environmentalists. Try and release animals they think are being mistreated even if they arent. Think any form of hutning is evil even though the animals end up killing eachother or starving anyway. Some end up in towns (namely bears) and have to be shot.
My dads girlfriend worked at a lab where a bunch of PETA morons tried to release all the chimps there, and she lives in Ottawa. Fucking dumb fuckers would have sentenced the monkeys to death.
by Blind_assassin September 20, 2005
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petaluma

Petaluma is a city in Norcal. Theres pretty chill people there.
Petaluma is gangster.
by shawnmultz September 5, 2016
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peta

An animals rights group bent on the eventual destruction of human kind. Also a group of hypocrites that belive animals like a chicken are of the same value as a human being. They support terrorist orginizations like A.L.F. They also belive in the eradication of animal testing, zoo's, pets, even animals used in the assistance of disabled people. They fight against animal uthinization but the corperation themselves uthinized over 1300 animals themselves with in the last year. They trivialize events such as the holocaust and equate there fight to the abolition of slavery. I would kill every chimp on the planet with my bare hands if it would help find the cure for aids.
Because of animal testing my life was saved because of organ transplant which was perfected useing animal testing.
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petarded

family guy's,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is retarded.(I won't tell u the rest,it'll ruin it for u)
you're so petarded.

stop being such a petard.
by Ching January 8, 2006
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Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
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petay

1. a guy who has the BIGGEST COCK in the world and likes to get head and poonanny and some pooty at that,

2. a man who is horny as a mug and wants to see poonanny(VAGINA)
1. Damn, he must be a petay cause i can see his wang from here.

2. He is a petay cause i don't even no him and he grabbed my vagina.
by peter March 11, 2005
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