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patter merchant

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.
"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"
by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020
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Pittern

A tessellated diagram that at first glance may not look like it was produced by the number π, but on closer look, it reveals a figure patterned solely by the mathematical contant positioned in different orientations.
Ian plans to promote some of his pitterns as part of a collection of Pi NFTs on OpenSea, hoping that some math geeks would buy or bid for these wallet-friendly digital creations to support him financially.
by Fasters March 25, 2022
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fat patter

insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"
"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"
by Rolodex Polk March 24, 2004
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Denver Patten

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat
Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten
by Da real man November 12, 2012
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Snappy patter

Fast talking, clipped dialogue like from 1930s and 40s gangster movies. Also smart quick conversation like in The West Wing and any Aaron Sorkin script.
Snappy Patter is quick dialogue; watch a Jimmy Stewart movie or West Wing episode....Newsroom on HBO too.
by Annebeth216 November 6, 2013
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The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.
Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!
by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019
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Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.
Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio
by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020
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