pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic
wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington
by candy sanchez November 06, 2008
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Pathetic bish

A girl who thinks just because her boyfriend is a fukin psychopath means that she can talk shit all she wants and get away with it , all the while hiding behind her boyfriend like a pathetic bitch when someone confronts her ass
by Ironically_sensical July 01, 2019
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pathetic excuse

the evies
the evies suck so they are a pathetic excuse
by hahahabeb January 04, 2023
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pathetic excuse

the evie’s
the evies are a pathetic excuse
by hahahabeb January 04, 2023
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Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).
Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...
by H4XOR13 June 03, 2023
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