A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
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Guy 2: how if there was neber a fully indepented palestinian state?
Guy 2: how if there was neber a fully indepented palestinian state?
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by FreePalestineKronikal November 23, 2024
Get the Palestine mug.Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
Attacking someone unprovoked, and then playing victim when they defend themself.
Attacking someone unprovoked, and then playing victim when they defend themself.
The crow palestined the Robin's nest.
by Ascand December 16, 2024
Get the Palestined mug.Palestine bombing is a term within the Israel palestine conflict. It happens mostly in the Gaza region where Hamas and terrorist lives. It does not matter what side your on. Kids are getting bombed and killed. And i like it. Just like when Mecca will get nuked.
Gaza citizen: plz dont bomb us. we wanna live in peace.
Benjamin: Too late buddy. Palestine Bombing it is.
Benjamin: Too late buddy. Palestine Bombing it is.
by Israel for the W December 17, 2024
Get the Palestine bombing mug.A Palestine Retard is a dirty little leftie who can generally be spotted from a mile away. Common characteristics include emo, shaved head, vegan and general of a dirty retard appearance. In rare cases they may be attempting to masterbate to pictures of dead fishes in the Norwegian outback.
These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs
These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs
by John niglington December 27, 2024
Get the palestine retard mug.Palestine is a modification of the name given to the land of Judea by the Romans in 70 CE, which was "Palistina"
It was occupied by various foreign empires including the Ottoman and British Empires, until 1947's UN resolution 181 which offered states relatively of equal size to the native Arabs and Jews. When the Arabs said no, the Jewish faction took their half and immediately were attacked by their neighbors. They won. Israel attacked again in 1967 in preemptive strike. They won. They were attacked in 1973. They won. Then the Arabs were offered a state in the Oslo Accords. They said no. In 2005, Israel forcibly evicted it's citizens from Gaza, and when Palestinian elections were held, Hamas won and brutally murdered its political opponents. Here we are today.
It was occupied by various foreign empires including the Ottoman and British Empires, until 1947's UN resolution 181 which offered states relatively of equal size to the native Arabs and Jews. When the Arabs said no, the Jewish faction took their half and immediately were attacked by their neighbors. They won. Israel attacked again in 1967 in preemptive strike. They won. They were attacked in 1973. They won. Then the Arabs were offered a state in the Oslo Accords. They said no. In 2005, Israel forcibly evicted it's citizens from Gaza, and when Palestinian elections were held, Hamas won and brutally murdered its political opponents. Here we are today.
"Palestine" Is a modification to the name of a Roman province from the early common era.
It is also a place in Texas.
It is also a place in Texas.
by person@person June 18, 2025
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