Pajama Job

Any job you can do from home and work in your pajamas.

I'm now working for a call center from home. I finally have a pajama job!

by DJSuzay May 13, 2021

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laws of pajamas

it is against the law to wear pajamas while working out.

Billy: hey Phil, whats wrong with you?
Phil: what do you mean? im working out.
Billy: yea but in pajamas dude it against the laws of pajamas.

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

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peters pajamas

That’s the pajamas that belong to a person named Peter. Specifically ones by Peter Pan.

Man: wanna go steal peters pajamas

Other man: yessir

by Sylvasurfer May 21, 2022

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Bananas in pajamas

When 2 men insert their penises in the same condom together

I walked in on Darryl and his dad doing bananas in pajamas. The other people in the elevator were very uncomfortable

by I'm more articulate than you June 22, 2023

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Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.

I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.

by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020

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Adults-in-pajama-bottoms

An adult who likes comic book movies and thinks they're a respectable form of art. Abbreviated to APBs.

(A conversation overheard between two Adults-in-pajama-bottoms)
Jeremy: Hey, Sam! Did you see the new Batman?! Watching the same story told in 1,000 slightly different ways is so deep.

Sam: I couldn't agree more! Stan Lee was the modern day William Shakespeare!

by technowatermelon July 2, 2023

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