shock paddles

Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos

He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!

by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

Rolie Polie Paddling

Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.

Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!

Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?

by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019

Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.

Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!

by Lord knows January 12, 2020

Paddle peeking

When one glances at another’s phone without permission.

Dan: (looks at Carl’s phone)
Carl: What up bro?! No paddle peeking!

by Adoreizi March 14, 2020

Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.

1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.

by NashDiggity February 8, 2012

paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.

Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.

by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011