Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems

I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?

by Brygan January 27, 2024

The Ostrich Decrement

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.

The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Decrement!

by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019

naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.

Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.

by senecaparkzoo June 01, 2016

The Ostrich

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.

"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie

Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl

by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016

Ostrich

A person who turns a blind eye to certain circumstances. Instead of dealing with a situation, they put their head in the sand and ignore it.

Your spouse is cheating on you, stop being an ostrich and break up with them.

by Skuttle July 02, 2018

Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ

"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."

by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015

Ostrich

Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly

This is an ostrich

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022