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WELS order bride

When a young couple who are members of the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod get married to offset the chances of being separated by a divine call. With no clue of where their future will take them, WELS males move fast in finding a WELS female who they work quickly to become serious with. WELS females consider it true love and agree to marry for the same fear of being separated.

WELS order brides come primary from Martin Luther College in New Ulm, MN but can be seen throughout much of the church body. Desperation plays a big factor in WELS order brides. Most WELS order bride couples live in the midwest no more then 3 hours from where they grew up.

Signs of a WELS order bride are a short dating period which worries their family members, thinking that Martin Luther College is a real college, having kids right away and following it with bad parenting, and having no financial education.
Peter: "Joe proposed to Mary after only 5 months of dating."
Paul: "Yeah, Joe just wanted a WELS order bride knowing Mary is the only one that will ever love him"
by Racist_ Lighting June 3, 2015
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Virgin Order

The Virgin Order is a group of Virgins whos goal is to spread the ideas of being a virgin and to stop the spread of nonvirgin behaviour. Different branches of the Order is run by Darth Virgins that lead a council of 12 Virgin Lords} that oversee the area they control.
John: "Have you seen the progress the Virgin Order had today!?!"
Smith: " Yeah I did we got over 50 new members today!"
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Execute Order 66

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The act of or solicitation of someone (to another) to murder or cause harm to Nico123o with great force or destruction in order to win the match.
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mail order bride

The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.
Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.
by xntrc October 12, 2005
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Out of Order

A phrase applied by authority figures in college dormitories to disuade the use of certain things (such as water fountains, bathrooms, or kitchens) for extended periods of time when, in truth, the appliance or room in question is actually in perfect working order.

This is usually a form of punishment implemented by people in positions of authority within a residence hall to teach the students a lesson.

Note, this tactic has had mixed results, in extreme cases of failure inciting riots and all out mayhem.
Someone threw up in the second floor water-fountain and then--after it was cleaned and visibly functioning--deemed "out of order".
by Chris Corddis March 13, 2012
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FREE with paid order

FREE as long as you pay this absurd price along with it.
by Larstait November 5, 2003
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Male Order Slut

(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.
Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"
by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011
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