opting off

the homosexual fetish act of intentionally refusing body scans at the airport, resulting in pat downs and groping by TSA agents

there was this hunky TSA guy at the airport, so after opting off I ran to the bathroom and rubbed one out remembering his hands all over me

by spek10 November 28, 2012

pants optional

Pants optional, if used at a party, actually means that pants are not allowed. All people must drop their trousers immediately (unless they have no underwear)

1: Why are you wearing pants?
2: Because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: But it's pants optional.
2: Oh. (Drops pants)

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

optional

Fuck OWL!

At Vanderbilt, optional means NOT OPTIONAL and not optional means NOT OPTIONAL (aka required).

1) Check your OWL grade because you just got screwed because you didn't do the OPTIONALS!

by Chemisty's bitch (beau-neur) December 12, 2004

you've got 2 options

An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.

person A: fuck your couch, nigger
person B: You've got 2 options.

by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004

Optionality

Noun - having more than one good solution for a complex challenge

We can't put all of our eggs in one basket. We need optionality here.

by Curious1969 October 27, 2009

shirts optional

A place where a shirt is not required, and often usually preferred off. In such an environment one often tells females of the rule, hoping but usually to no avail to see a nice pair of moon balloons.

Wow those guys at 120 Cityside sure do promote the shirts optional rule.

Tom Doran does enjoy to use the rule of shirts optional.

by GriffeyJR June 4, 2009

Optional Lesbian

Characters in a video game that the player character of any gender can date

Damn, Stardew Valley has so many Optional Lesbians.

by Biggleman May 29, 2018