option Sam

A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)
Friend 1: Fuck where am I gunna put my shmeckles?

Friend 2: Just go with ‘option Sam’ gurl
by Jajabinksjaja January 28, 2025
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Optional Anal

Its the action of doing anal sex with another being (female, demiboy i dont give a shit just stfu and read the rest ok) after you fucked the being in the vagina.
" Damn that pussy so good but let me get a taste of that ass too, throw in an optional anal".
by Ruige Kever August 12, 2021
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Option 2

Yo man let’s watch some option 2
by Reqierd711 June 24, 2024
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Option Three

"Option Three" is the option to overthrow the government through armed revolution.

Popularized by the Twitter Hashtag #OptionThree created after the January 6, 2021 occupation of the U.S. Capitol building.
When the government executes an unarmed woman in the Capitol, the only choice left is Option Three.
by Janus of Rome January 12, 2021
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Option Syndrome

When someone settles because they know a very limited number of attractive individuals of the opposite gender. So they tolerate someone that is completely incompatible with their personality.
Stop tolerating her because you have option syndrome. There are plenty of fish in the sea, stop trying to force it.
by vicorite February 17, 2022
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Good-option dilemma

The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).
I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021
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Optional October

This is the prelude to "no-shave November." It is where shaving becomes optional due to a variety of factors, including the beginning of the MLB playoffs, your favorite NFL team being 3-1, plain old laziness, or the fact that one just needs some practice not shaving. It can also relate in northern tier states to the beginning of deer bow hunting.
Dude, you didn't shave today. Are you prepping for "No-Shave November?" "Yep, but it has a name. It's called Optional October."
by iliumoptical October 02, 2012
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