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Mac OS X

The shitiest computer platform ever made! All it ever does is makes weird sounds and freezes.

-Oh by the way, I'm a PC user!!!
Oh my god, she uses an apple! Uuugh... I'm so not HER friend anymore!
by Mere-Tear February 2, 2005
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Van Os

a person or group of people who immediately draw the attention of everyone around them. Jealousy usually arises from knowing or watching a Van Os. Everyone wants to be a Van Os.
look at that Van Os, I want to be one. How do I become as amazing and popular as a Van Os?
by Xavier Ell October 28, 2010
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t/os

An abbreviation of 'Turn-ons'.
person 1: hey babe, what are your t/os?
person 2: ...I'm a guy
person 1: so?
by Diet N00blet October 13, 2007
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Mac OS X

Apple's OS that is much better than OS 9. Contrary to popular belief, OS X is NOT based on FreeBSD. It only borrows a couple components. It is based off Darwin OS, another Operating System by Apple. Darwin IS a flavor of UNIX, therefore Mac OS X is based on UNIX, just not based off of FreeBSD UNIX.

It can run simple Windows programs using WINE + Darwine.

Again, contrary to popular belief, OS X is perfect for games.

It can run games like GTA: SA for Windows under Cider without any lag.

Many games have already been ported to OS X - like Call of Duty 4.

Runs both games on a 2010 11" Macbook Air.

Runs slightly worse on a PC/Hackintosh, since most PCs don't have support for Quartz Extreme, a necessary graphics component for watching videos with Quicktime, 3D Animations, Games, etc.
Man, I wish I could play CoD 2 on my Hackintosh, but my graphics card doesn't support QT/QE...

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Person 1: Qwegleh! Mac OS X is based on FreeBSD! Aijoobah!

Person 2: Mleehook! Ya, ya, FreeBSD!

(Smart) Person 3: Hey, 'tards! It's based on Darwin, it only borrows some components from FreeBSD.

People 1 & 2: Kweejeemah! Us no like-ey! Us no care-ey! Michcollobunzigha! Us be go now in go machine that go-go vroom!

Person 1: Enchofalgakh!

Person 2: Ufchontingrtagher!

(Smart) Person 3: Whatever.
by OSXTree May 13, 2011
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BI OS

To like both Windows 8 "Modern UI" and Apple's IOS and Mountain Lion flavours.

To take it to the max in both worlds, and still be able to be friends with your MSFT loving friends and their "Metro" UI UX and Apple lovers with their fruity UI
Dude, don't fight me on it, I don't care.. I love Apple Mountain Lion and Windows 8. I'm BI OS baby. So calm the fuck down ya cunt! Fruits and Metro they can live together.
by i2k August 16, 2012
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D'os

Quiet night in. Movie. Family share bag o' Cool Ranch D'os.
by cambo_winterfell90 June 10, 2014
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Spaghetti-Os

A variant on 69 in which each partner slurps spaghetti noodles off their respective partner's genitalia. A male partner would typically have noodles wrapped around their penis, while a female partner would typically have noodles first twirled into a ball and then pressed into vagina, resting roughly halfway above surface level. If a female partner is on top for this position, the other partner should be wary of the spaghetti spilling entirely onto their face. Both shapes would resemble something like an O, hence the term "Spaghetti-Os".

WARNING: Be sure that cooked spaghetti noodles, as well as any sauces you wish to mix in, have cooled, before attempting this at home.
Partner #1: I'm hungry. Wanna have some Spaghetti-Os?
Partner #2: Sure! Let me just stretch out your dinner bowl, before we eat.
by Linguistic Jester July 30, 2017
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