numpty

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

Numpty

Lacking in common sense

You fell in the stream? You numpty, you could see it was there!

by Pierced and Awesome May 25, 2023

Numpty

A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.

"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."

by younerd July 24, 2023

Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens

you're such a numpty muffin

by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021

Numpty

Numpty is a Scottish way of saying stupid or dum something to call your teacher when you finish your work

Oi numpty I finished my work

by Kenzie clare July 14, 2021

Numpty

To be ugly or stupid

Omg Stacy you’re so numpty!!

by BibBoobBub July 1, 2021

numpty

cooper pantano

numpty means cooper pantano is a small brain and takes 2x longer then the average human to do anything

by smdticiym69 July 5, 2021