having a cow

being extreamly stressed and pissed off

'chill man, don't have a cow'

by gib March 19, 2004

have a pull

to wank, masturbate

instead of goin' to physics, i stayed in my room and had a pull

by arthwys April 05, 2004

Have a chop

To have a marijuana smoking session (refers to chopping up the herb).

"Hey Johnny, lets have a chop!"

by knobslap June 01, 2009

Have a pregnant

Getting freaked out, or being upset and/or frightened due to some surprise or horrible discovery.

"Radica1Faith" Had a Pregnant when "Pylly" pranked him by saying he "Had a Pregnant" in response to "Radical1Faith" a year after "Radical1Faith" tried to create a meme around his expression "Have a Pregnant".

by Whiz-Kid July 03, 2010

have sex

A mocking gesture made in response to someone’s arguments perceived to be defending the actions or idealogies of incels.

A: I don’t know you don’t see attractiveness being a primary factor in getting dates. There’s already plenty of evidence that lookism is real and affects people’s lives on a daily basis. So what exactly is your argument?

B: have sex

by TeamMalty May 12, 2019

have a cow

As in when a person will be extremely upset, angry, or suprised about something

Bob: Hey, did you hear about how Fred's house got bulldozed over while he was on vacation?

Joe: Yeah, he's going to have a cow when he finds out!

by AlmostNinja October 26, 2010

have a wank

to stimulate one's sexual organs single handily.

James dropped his pants and went to have a wank over trisha’s fat man ass.

Dave “stimulant” Stevens acquired a copy of “transsexual heartbreakers Vol #2” his good friend Lee suggested he should ” have a wank” which he executed and came twice.

by flube November 08, 2003