Norwegian Icecap

When a man gets frost bite on the tip of his penis and it turns black.

"Dude, I got the worst Norwegian Icecap the other day"

by ChelseaGripnippIes December 28, 2012

Norwegian Whammy

Whatever happens whenever you exit the shower in the morning after an hour of hardcore masturbating

I canot wait to get Norwegian Whammied today
I wonder what today's Norwegian Whammy will be

by Fanfapstick January 31, 2021

Norwegian Clap

When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy

Bro what happened to Emily
Oh I Norwegian clapped her

by Ok what hell nah February 25, 2021

Norwegian Pancake

When an person takes a shit out of a second story window because a roommate is using the bathroom, and the poop hits the concrete like a pancake.

You know that guy Matt? I heard he did a Norwegian Pancake.

by Norwegian pancake1 November 13, 2021

Norwegian Curve

A dudes cock that is curved or kinked.

damn, that dude is going to have to fuck that bitch at a right angle with that norwegian curved cock

by sluthole September 25, 2003

norwegian oysterfuck

Just A Disturbing Insult You Can Call Someone that will leave them speechless, (See thundercunt)

Jordan: YOUR A norwegian oysterfuck

Chuckie: Dude....

by J.J PENISFUDGE October 8, 2008

norwegian speedbag

the act of speed bagging ones testicles

OW OW OW OW OW MOTHA FUCKA! OW OW OW ! (: MY FUCKIN NUT SACKKK!!! ITS BLEEDING YUMMY norwegian speedbag

by SHITTY NUTSACK 503 July 9, 2010