chat nigga

The niggas that run hip hop culture for if they are not involved with an artist, the artist goes double copper. The following was built by Dj Akademiks

Chat niggas run the culture
Akademiks needs to post my album so that chat niggas could see it

by Dj Fakademiks December 25, 2017

chat monkey

A person that logs into an online game for the sole purpose of chatting.

Man, I never see that guy doing any thing here but chat in trade. He is a real chat monkey!

by chiphead.net March 29, 2009

Chat Chess

When talking to someone on chat (fb, skype, msn etc.) and they take forever to respond, and the pace of the chat resembles a game of chess.

You: Hey, how r u?

(Time passes)

Them: Good, yaself?

You: nb, how was work?

(A long time passes)

Them: Um, it was ok.

You: Ahuh...what you doing now?

(Again, time passes. They start typing. They delete it. They start again.)

You: WTF IS THIS, CHAT CHESS?!!!

by FreeRange April 6, 2011

chat rage

Chat rage is a rare but dangerous display of anger exhibited by a chat room dope who has been pushed to the end of his chat rope. It usually manifests itself by way of an escalating show of perturbment. For example the subject may begin to exhibit uncontrolled typos, usually followed my capitalization of his/her rant. The chat rage reaches its pinnacle when the loser and or loner begins verbally abusing their chat nemesis with strings of profanity and spit flying from their mouth and splashing across the monitor or flat screen display. The furniture of unsuspecting parents or rooming house owners frequently comes under attack by a person in full on chat rage.

SitOnMyShamok9: Dude, did you see the way fussy toyed with that loser in the room?

Fatoomsch: Yeah man, he must be flipping out with chat rage over that one.

by sitonmyshamrok9 March 13, 2011

chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Chatting Spin

Saying something that isn't quite true, but is based on the truth.

Jacob: "How'd you break your nose?"
Rees: "In a fight with Big Hobs 'cos he walked in my flower bed."
Mogg: "Shut up you had a fight with Hobs, stop chatting spin!"

by Crabohydrate November 5, 2019

Audit Chat

The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.

Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick

by Lord of the Ledger July 4, 2011