red lie

A statement told with complete awareness that the other person knows the statement to be false. This type of lie is often told and accepted to avoid the fallout that might occur from dealing with reality.

Your friend: I heard your gf busted you at Nikki's last night.

You: Yeah, but it's not problem. She's so whipped that a simple red lie did the trick.

Your friend: Dude, she has no spine.

You: Hells yeah!

by thentzel January 4, 2007

You Lie!

The (obviously) most classy way of politely telling someone that they are wrong. Take it from Joe.

Obama: I like pie.

Joe: YOU LIE!

by jazjaz130 September 11, 2009

white lie

lies that white people have told others to make their self look righteous

always show their selves on tv.doing work over in poor countries ,but robbing them blind with white lies to get there resources and to experiment on people

by reject of lies February 26, 2014

Guy Lie

A special moment in time when all the guys in a room/area simultaneously create a lie on the spot to cover up something they were all just doing. It usually happens when telling the truth would get them in trouble, and each guy takes a turn telling the lie when the last runs out of ideas. If the same lie was told by one guy, it would not usually be plausible. It's the multiple accounts that makes it magical.

Can be applied to when caught watching porn, peeping on someone, circle jerking, etc.

John: Dude, me and a bunch of friends almost got caught last night by James' girlfriend.

Jake: Oh, shit, what happened?

John: Don't worry, me and everyone else made a guy lie on the spot. It was beautiful.

by NeonFlame126 May 24, 2009

The Cake Is Not A Lie

Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.

4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."

by BassMZero January 16, 2011

Lie Kink

A person who gets turned on with lying

Person A: You like that
Person B: *Is lying* No
Person A: That’s so hot, you know i have a lie kink

by Daegu July 4, 2019

malay lie

Malay lie: n. (1) A statment that is manifestly untrue, but one which the speaker nevertheless asserts is true. (2) A statement that one believes, on good grounds is untrue, but the speaker maintains is true. Proof that the statement was in fact a lie will only come after costly reliance is placed on it. (Origin: the word evolved amongst English speaker debaters following visits to Malaysia where daily life was made impossible thanks to the many lies encountered, hence the development of the "Malay lie".)

Unsuspecting Western passenger, used to relying on honesty as the fabric of society ("UWPUROHFS"): To the KL Towers on the meter please.
Taxi Driver: The meter is broken.
UWPUROHFS: But you just used it for the last passenger.
Taxi Driver: I don't speak any English.
UWPUROHFS: I said I can see the meter is working
Tax Driver (turning off the meter and hitting it): It's broken, see?
UWPUROHFS: That's a "malay lie"!

by Bill Bass October 20, 2005