Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.

She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!

by istvq April 29, 2024

Bulge watching

The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.

“Nah I know your ass ain’t bulge watching right now”

by Ben_420 March 31, 2024

Brooklyn Bulge

When you tie as many rubber bands around your nuts until they start to lose circulation and swell up. Growing in size and creating a massive bulge in your pants.

"Everyone kept looking at me weirdly today, I didn't understand why. Until I remembered that I had a Brooklyn Bulge poking out"

by JamesNewton February 7, 2025

George's Bulge

SO FREAKING SMALL

Bob: "I want a keyboard the size of George's Bulge"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"

by NeoGeoDude February 17, 2024

National bulge pic day

Send Pics to your friends of your bulge on April 5

Bulge - Imprint of your dick in your underwear

National bulge pic day

by Tyrone8864 April 5, 2024

bulge beast

A bulge beast or bulge daddy is someone that has immense skill in mantling hard rock problems. Often times shirtless and usually found hanging out near naked hot springs or on a bicycle.

Dude, did you see that guy send that 5.15 ? He's a total bulge beast 🥵

by Wetdog21 March 31, 2023

planteras bulge

A pulsating pink flower then when broken spawns a baddie of a plant known as plantera

"I finally found planteras bulge"

by Chicoglobos4life July 24, 2024