Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.
by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021
Person 1: Please, No! I have a family!
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.
Person 2 died in that dramatic twist
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.
Person 2 died in that dramatic twist
by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf July 16, 2021
She was bored with the shocker so I stepped it up and gave her the Mr. Nice Guy. She didn't think it was so nice!
by Berg121 April 29, 2008
by Samuel Langehorn Clemens April 5, 2017
A male who referes to himself repeatedly as a nice guy, but his actions prove this to be false. A guy may be a faux nice guy if one of the following symptoms show.
1. He repeatedly mentions his nice guy status at every possible chance either online, via texts, or face-to-face or all three.
2. He gets upset and defensive if someone questions his nice guy status and his current behavior. Usually by bringing the converstation back to the accuser in a vicous way.
3. He talks about girls politely, then talks about them in a very scandelous way.
4. He is a closet man whore or player.
5. He is a closet douchebag.
6. He believes that he is more righteous or of better moral standings than the rest of his friends and the world.
7. Is an avid worshipper and watcher of Jersey Shore and takes notes hoping that one day he will be the next Situation. (Not Vinny or DJ Pauly D that would be just regular douchebag behavior).
1. He repeatedly mentions his nice guy status at every possible chance either online, via texts, or face-to-face or all three.
2. He gets upset and defensive if someone questions his nice guy status and his current behavior. Usually by bringing the converstation back to the accuser in a vicous way.
3. He talks about girls politely, then talks about them in a very scandelous way.
4. He is a closet man whore or player.
5. He is a closet douchebag.
6. He believes that he is more righteous or of better moral standings than the rest of his friends and the world.
7. Is an avid worshipper and watcher of Jersey Shore and takes notes hoping that one day he will be the next Situation. (Not Vinny or DJ Pauly D that would be just regular douchebag behavior).
Jenna thought her best friend was great, he used to be sweet and kind, he even use to listen to her. Alas, it turned out that he was a faux nice guy when he showed up with Season 2 and 3 of Jersey Shore.
by 0akward_penguin0 January 15, 2012
by Turtlebiscut July 30, 2018
The disease which makes it virtually impossible for a heterosexual man to ever have a date, sexual entercourse or a relationship with a heterosexual woman.
Mark hasn't had a girlfriend in decades because he has Nice Guy Syndrome
by Wildaubro August 8, 2015